nasturbate:

prosetitute:

I’M DYING

STOP HARASSING YOUR PARENTS but also keep doing it because i just laughed so hard my soul escaped my body

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internef:

having a million dollars would improve my life by 100%

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gorlt:

and, if you can’t afford my recipes try Rachel Ray’s cheap ass

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vinebox:

When someone got you so fucked up that you respond without words 

thevirginharry:

remember swine flu reblog if ur a tru 2009 kid

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mac or pc? sry i use barbie image

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neptunain:

wanna feel old? the entire cast of icarly is deceased.

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